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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:04
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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share office space ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics